(So Many Distractions)
We'll be starting the interview for Gag Group soon
so please get ready.
Hello.
I'm applying for Gag Group
so that I can use my passion
and do things different...
Why am I so nervous?
- Use my passion... / - Are you nervous?
Yes...
I'm so nervous. Why is he talking to me?
- I can use my passion and... / - You live in Seoul?
No.
- You used to? / - No.
- But not anymore? / - No.
- Oh, Ttangkkeut? / - I said no.
- You're a foreigner? / - No.
- Oh, an alien? / - I said no! What's your problem?
Alright, alright, alright.
Okay.
- I'll use my passion... / - What did you take here?
- Public transit? / - No.
- Oh, your mom's car? / - No, no.
- You walked? / - I said no.
- Oh, you swung in like Spider-Man? / - No!
Please stop that.
Oh, you're an alien?
You took a UFO?
I said no! What's your problem?
Alright, alright, alright.
Please stop that.
What do you think about Korean college?
I guess this is your first interview, sir.
Yes, this is my first time.
- You're still an amateur. / - An amateur?
I'll point out some of your flaws...
- As a pro at interviews. / - Sure.
First...
You're wearing clothes.
Shouldn't you wear clothes?
That's amateur.
A true pro doesn't let his clothes get wrinkled.
I'll put this on right before I go in
for my interview.
- I'll wear this... / - What is it?
Why did I bring a sparkly jacket?
I was supposed to bring a suit jacket.
I didn't bring it. Oh, no...
A suit jacket...
It's a suit jacket.
Alright.
We wear the same size.
You want to borrow my jacket?
- No. / - I don't smell.
It's not like that.
I'll bring it right back after my turn.
Please.
Fine! Here.
Thank you.
That was a close call.
- Clothes aren't important. / - Why did you borrow that?
You need to have your own
secret weapon for an interview.
Did you prepare anything?
This is a secret.
The CEO here is from Busan.
So I practiced my Busan dialect.
Thanks y'all.
Do they still care about
where you're from these days?
Oh, yeah?
Mr. Im Jaebaek, come in for your interview.
Good luck!
Please introduce yourself.
Hello! I'm the Busan man Im Jaebaek!
Hey! You're from around my way!
♪ Busan seagulls, Busan seagulls ♪
Great!
- Are you nervous? / - No, no.
- You were nervous? / - No, no.
- Hand tremors? / - No.
- Withdrawal symptoms? / - No.
- You're an alcoholic? / - I said no!
- You're a sloppy drunk? / - What?
Sit.
Geez...
Good boy.
I came from China in April.
My name is Jang Daeryuk.
Alright, Mr. Jang Daeryuk. Please have a seat here.
Thank you.
I'm not late.
Let me take my resume out.
Just one page?
- Now this is a resume. / - Alright, alright.
- Look how thick it is. / - Okay, let me practice.
Would you like me to read it to you?
No.
Name, Jang Daeryuk.
Hobby, keeping fish.
Qualifications and licenses...
Using chicken feathers to make duck down coats.
Chicken feathers?
Using pigeon poop to make bags.
Poop?
Using twine to make G-strings.
- Using goat poop... / - Stop, stop.
There are no licenses like this.
What the...
This is how we do it in China.
So when are they announcing the results?
- Later on. / - Later?
Yes, later on.
What's that for?
- You're not putting one on? / - No.
- You don't need to? / - No!
So this is how they do it in Korea.
What?
When they announce the interview results in China,
those that got cut
all start to cry
and then all the tears combine and flow.
That's the Yangtze River.
There are that many people?
That's no big deal.
The parents of those that got cut come.
"Oh, no!" They cry too
and those tears combine to become
the Pacific Ocean.
What?
That's why the Pacific Ocean is salty.
What are you talking about?
This is how we do it in China.
Alright.
Mr. Jang Daeryuk, please go in for your interview.
Already?
I didn't get to prepare because of you, Sangeun!
Because of me?
Sorry, it's my turn to go in.
Yes, go ahead.
Son! Son!
- Son! / - Dad!
Why are you here?
To see how you were doing, boy.
I'm doing fine so don't worry and just go.
Gosh... Mr. Kim's son from next door
got a job at a big company.
I can't show my face in public because of you!
Get this job!
Just leave that to me. Get out of here.
Alright... Geez...
- Come here. / - What is it?
- Just come here. / - Why?
Mr. Kim's son wore this underwear.
Put it on. Come on.
How can I put this on here?
Get out of here!
Then put it on your head.
Geez! Come on! I need to get this job!
- You need to get this job? / - Yeah!
Don't worry!
- Now! / - What do you mean?
Lee Sangeun! Lee Sangeun!
Number 138 Lee Sangeun!
Lee Sangeun! Lee Sangeun!
- Number 148 Lee Sangeun! / - Hold on!
Please stop distracting me!
(Decline)
Hurry up with the packing.
Will we able to move out of here by today?
Alright, I'll pack faster.
- Taehun. / - Yes?
What are you doing?
- It's time. / - Huh?
3, 2, 1.
- What the... / - What's going on?
What is this?
- Hey. / - Gosh...
- The house is declining. / - It's starting to decline.
My goodness!
This is why I got prepared.
That didn't hurt at all.
Sorry, dad. We're bankrupt.
We should let you live in a big home
but it looks like we'll have to move to a small home.
This isn't the first time.
- Let's get up there. / - Okay.
There.
- Here I come, grandpa. / - Hurry.
There, there.
- Let's go. / - Here I come.
You?
Hold on...
This works out. Dad.
Can you bring all three of those small boxes up here?
- These? / - Yes.
Alright.
Hold on...
What are you doing?
- Geez... / - Taehun.
- Help me. / - Okay.
Hold on, dad.
It's not on you yet.
Hold on.
- Dad. / - Yeah.
I threw the rope down.
- I should throw this out. / - Grandpa.
Now.
- Minkyoung. / - Yes?
I have some chicken here.
- Goodness... / - My chicken!
Gosh!
You got up in one try.
Nice. It's over.
Mom, don't climb up with the rope.
I couldn't let this get away.
Taehun!
Your auntie is here.
Hi, auntie!
Gosh...
Hello, Bongseon.
So what brings you here?
I just came to see my big brother. Is that a problem?
No, it's not like that...
Come on up.
Let's sit and talk.
Hurry, auntie.
That's it.
Alright.
Let's sit and talk.
Why did you do this?
- Goodness... / - There you go.
My leg.
Why are you grabbing that?
That's it.
- What are you doing? / - Gosh...
What are you doing?
Gosh, this is so slippery. Gosh!
- Bongseon. / - Auntie, who are you talking to?
- Bongseon. / - Minkyoung...
It must be hard living with my brother.
What are you talking about? You're so heavy.
Gosh...
The house...
What's wrong?
What is it?
I'm so sorry.
What is it?
This is...
Goodness...
Why is the house such a mess?
We're bankrupt, Bongseon.
We're getting ready to move.
- You're bankrupt? / - Yeah.
I knew it!
Come on, Minkyoung!
I said not to eat so much.
You ate so much that you lost a home.
What are you talking about?
- It's a misunderstanding. / - Forget it.
If this was a different family,
you would've been kicked out ages ago.
- Bongseon, why are you here? / - I was kicked out.
- Dad, I need to crash here a few days. / - Geez...
- Minkyoung. / - Yes.
Your husband's younger sister is here.
How about serving me some food?
- Alright. / - You just want to eat it for yourself.
Since we have a guest...
Hold on.
Just hold on. I'll bring you food.
You're a guest.
I should bring some nice food for our guest...
Gosh, this isn't going as planned.
- Goodness... / - I don't want to eat.
- I'm really fine. / - I'll bring you some.
No, no. I'm crashing at your house.
I'm not that shameless.
- I don't have to eat anything. / - Really?
So have you finished packing?
- Pretty much. / - I'll help out.
That's okay.
No, I feel like I'll break my hips sitting here.
For real... My gosh...
It's so high up...
- Auntie, help us with the packing. / - Okay.
Grab her.
I have to do this to end this skit.
Come up, Auntie.
- I'll help you pack. / - Okay.
I feel like my leg will cramp.
Is there anything for me to take?
Wow! This is such a pretty blanket.
That's my underwear.
Oh, it's underwear.
It's as big as a blanket.
Goodness! This fur coat...
This fur coat! I always wanted this!
That's my favorite coat.
- No, no. / - That's my favorite coat.
This is perfect for me.
- What are you talking about? / - No, no.
- Give this to me. / - No.
You don't look good in pink.
- No, this is mine. / - What the...
This is mine. Give it to me!
This is mine!
- Gosh... / - It tore.
My fur coat tore! Oh, no!
I think it looks better on you.
This is so annoying!
(Leaving)
Soyeong, I had fun on our blind date.
I had a great time too.
The bus to Chuncheon is leaving. All aboard!
The bus is about to leave.
You should get going, Yunseok.
No, I'll go after I see you off.
Alright then.
- Bye, Yunseok. / - Okay, bye.
- Call me when you get home. / - I will.
Bye.
Hold on...
There.
- See you next week. / - For sure.
♪ Can anyone be in love? ♪
There.
Dang, this loose thread...
There!
Alright, we're about to leave.
- Bye. / - Good-bye.
Hello, passengers.
I'll be your driver to Chuncheon.
I'm Song Jungeun.
We'll stop at one rest stop for about 15 minutes.
15 minutes.
Bye.
The trip to Chuncheon will take 1.5 hours.
1.5 hours.
We could arrive a bit earlier or a bit later
depending on the traffic.
Please keep that in mind.
I'll make sure you have a safe and comfy ride.
Thank you.
- This is good-bye for real. / - Alright...
Please keep your seat belts fastened until we arrive.
Here we go!
- I'm going now for real. / - Bye for real.
This time for real.
What's wrong with this bus?
Let me check on the bus.
Hold on... What's wrong with this thing?
- Man, I could use a cigarette. / - Want one?
- Pardon? / - What?
Just kidding!
- All done! / - He's done.
Looks like we'll leave.
- Bye. / - Bye.
Here we go.
- Mister! Mister! / - What is it?
Can I use the bathroom real quick?
I really have to urinate.
- Please hurry! / - Okay.
Dang it... Here.
I'm going for real. You can go.
I said I will after seeing you off.
We're going for real now.
Mister! Stop!
Mister!
I have to get on! Please let me in.
Hold on. I'll help you out.
Geez...
- Just go! / - I will!
Hey! Beat it!
I really want this to be over!
(The Girl That Used to be Pretty)
I'm back in school now
but I have nobody to hang out with at the festival.
Are you meeting someone?
This girl I know is coming today.
- A girl you know? / - Yes.
Oh, please...
Seonguk.
(Special guest, Seolhyun of AOA)
Hi, Seolhyun!
Your school is so nice.
She's a goddess...
- A goddess! / - What are you doing?
- Get out of here. / - My gosh!
It's the juice drinking game.
That looks like fun.
- Should we play? / - Yeah?
Here you go.
Ready... Start!
Seonguk...
Seolhyun...
I wish time would freeze like this.
They're shooting off fireworks.
Wow, it's so pretty.
I wish I can be with you for the next festival too.
You dummy.
Every moment with you feels like a festival.
Seolhyun...
Seonguk...
Seolhyun...
Hold on. Let me go buy some coffee.
Alright...
It made me so happy just to see Seolhyun's face.
I finally get to see her again after 3 years.
She's like a goddess. I sure miss her.
Seonguk.
That girl that came to the festival last time.
- Is she coming again? / - Of course!
- Just wait. / - Really? Awesome!
Seonguk!
- Seonguk. / - Yeah?
I think your mom's here. Hello, ma'am.
I guess she's here to check out the festival.
- My mom's here? / - Yeah.
- Who are you? / - It's Seolhyun, Seonguk.
- Seolhyun? / - Yeah.
No!
- No! / - Goodness...
No!
It's the juice-drinking game.
You get a prize.
My goodness... Shall we play this?
- Yeah? / - Yeah.
Ready... Start!
- Seonguk... / - Seolhyun...
- You get a teddy bear if you drink two. / - Move!
- Hold on... / - What the...
10 meal vouchers if you finish 3 cups!
Meal vouchers...
A gift certificate if you finish 4 cups!
Seolhyun, are you okay?
My gosh... I was obsessed with the gift certificate.
- Goodness. / - Wow.
They're shooting fireworks.
So pretty.
Do you remember, Seolhyun?
I said I wanted to be with you for the next festival.
And it actually happened.
Yeah...
Geez, Seolhyun!
Gosh! I guess my timing was off.
How embarrassing.
Come on, Seolhyun!
Why did Seolhyun change so much?
The Seolhyun I remember from 3 years ago...
Seonguk, the talent show is starting soon.
Really?
Did you prepare something?
Of course I did.
I'll show you.
We love you! Goddess! Goddess! Goddess!
Come hang out with us.
No, Seolhyun!
That feels so much better.
Hey, Seonguk! They're starting the talent show!
Oh, forget that. Let's just leave.
Hey, I've been waiting for this day.
♪ Shake your butt ♪
Please go back to how you were 3 years ago!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
♪ Let's go, Korea ♪
We're here to work.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple trick from up close.
Magician Seongdong, give me that handkerchief.
See this handkerchief?
I'll light it on fire.
Give me a lighter.
Abracadabra!
Now I'll try this trick
with a member of the audience.
Who here has a wealthy family?
Who thinks they're rich?
Please raise your hand.
I'll pick this person.
My family is poor.
You look like you're rich.
- Do you have a wallet? / - No.
- You don't? / - No.
- Then can you take your shirt off? / - Okay.
Here...
Will you make it into a gold necklace?
You can look forward to this.
I'll take this...
And light it on fire.
The fire is spreading, it's spreading...
1, 2... The fire's getting bigger...
Water, water, water.
Abracadabra!
Huh?
It turned into a necklace.
How am I supposed to wear this?
- You look great! / - It looks good on you!
Applause!
This is today's highlight.
I'll show you all a cage trick.
There's nothing in this cage.
Nothing in here.
Now I'll put...
A teddy bear inside this cage.
I'll put it in here.
Then close the cage.
Now I'll cover the cage with a curtain.
Cover it up.
This side too.
Is it all covered up?
We'll all say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Open the curtain! Abracadabra!
I was a doll till just before! What happened?
Amazing, right?
Come on out.
Boss, I love you.
Now... This will be unique...
We'll put Magician Bae Jeonggeun in the cage.
Go inside.
Get in there and just like last time...
We'll raise the curtain.
The cage is covered up.
Now I'll make this cage
float in the air.
Cage, float! Abracadabra!
The cage is in the air.
I'll remove this curtain here at the count of 3.
Everyone, say the magic word with me.
1, 2, 3!
- Abracadabra! / - Abracadabra!
Take the curtain down!
Magician Bae Jeonggeun is right in there.
Applause!
(Ugly Inside)
I'm Yumi's baby sheep.
So cute. So adorable.
Let's stop this.
Honey...
My face keeps changing.
Stop? What do you mean by that?
And when did your face start changing?
- It's been a while. / - It's been a while?
It's been a few years for me.
Honey, you shouldn't say
you want to end things so easily.
And no matter how your face changes,
I'm fine as long as you're Byeongcheol inside.
- Alright? / - Yumi...
I'm so sorry, Yumi. I love you.
Yumi, let's go in the sauna since we're here.
I'm fine. You go ahead.
- I'll be right here. / - Yeah?
Then I'll be right back.
Okay.
- Yumi. / - That was fast.
Let's break up.
Honey, you said you wouldn't talk about that.
Come on.
- Take this off. / - Hold on.
My face changed.
I'm not the Byeongcheol you know.
So we should break up.
I don't care how your face changed.
I'll never break up with you!
Let's break up.
- See? Don't I look handsome? / - Pardon?
These days, monolids are in.
You look horrible.
- Don't get clingy. / - What?
I'll date you for one more week.
Is there something you want to do?
What I want to do... I just thought of something.
I want to cover your face with a sheet mask.
I have baby skin so I don't need this!
Just hold still. You look a lot better.
Am I too handsome for you?
Are you kidding me?
Let's have some rice punch.
Go buy some yourself.
You buy some with your money.
My face has power.
I don't want any of that power.
Get out of here. Go, go.
Get out, get out!
- Honey! / - Yumi.
Is this what you meant by changing?
Yeah, Yumi. I'm sorry.
Yumi...
My hands and feet are all cold from the chills.
Yumi...
Let's go inside the warm sauna.
It'll be better in here.
It's weird here, honey.
Why isn't it hot in there? Don't you think so?
- Should I turn up the temperature? / - Yeah.
- My goodness! / - Yoga fire!
Goodness gracious. It's Dhalsim.
Dhalsim?
I'm Byeongcheol.
Fire.
It's nice to see a retro game character...
But it's too hot for a fire.
Get out of here.
- Yumi. / - Yes?
Yeah, I've changed.
This is all I can do for you. It's a gift.
- I'll grill some squid for you. Yoga fire. / - Squid?
Wow...
Yoga fire. Just a bit longer. Fire.
- It isn't working. / - Fire.
You're useless. Get out of here.
Get out, get out, get out!
I don't want to see you again! Get out, get out.
Get out, get out...
I'm so sorry.
Who are you?
Hello.
- I'm your boyfriend, Song Byeongcheol. / - Pardon?
Are you sure?
- Yumi's baby sheep. Baah. / - Are you sure?
Oh, it is you.
You are Byeongcheol.
- Give me your necklace. / - Mine?
Let me show you a magic trick.
Hurry up.
I'm sorry for taking so long.
This necklace...
I'll make it disappear.
- We got matching necklaces... / - Abra, abra...
Abracadabra!
It disappeared.
Applause!
Now I'll show you my real trick.
- Come on out, boys. / - Yes, boss!
What's with the random magic show?
Please raise the curtain.
- Why are you doing this, Byeongcheol? / - Abra...
Cadabra!
My face is power.
- Why is it you again? / - Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Yoga fire.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
- Byeongcheol! / - That's enough.
- You can go now. / - Please leave.
- Yumi, I'm sorry. / - Byeongcheol...
When did you recruit those guys?
That was all me!
- What's going on? / - Just accept it, Yumi.
I can't believe this...
I feel so heated all of a sudden.
My blood pressure is going up...
You're hot? Alright, let's go to the cold room.
- Let's go to the cold room. / - I need to cool off.
♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello, everyone.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today is
a 2018 premium tent.
We have the developer and CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
A tent.
Did you all know this?
He's from the first generation of Korean campers.
- Take a look. / - Look.
Hold on...
They look like bums under a bridge.
It's Yoo Minsang.
- I'm a bum? / - That's right.
And these days, there's criticism about radon beds.
Right.
But you don't have to worry with Yoo Minsang's tent.
It has no class 1 carcinogens.
Just class 2 carcinogens.
You're a class 1 carcinogen to me. What is with you?
That's a class 1 carcinogen coming out.
Coming out from where?
Now we'll bring in our demonstrator, Kim Suyeong,
to find out about the tent's material.
Come on out.
It's important for a tent to be water-proof.
This is the material from the tent.
I'll show you all now.
Sometimes, you can spill soda while camping.
Take a look.
It's not wet at all.
And even if you drop some watermelon on this...
See? Nice and clean.
What do you spill the most while camping?
Right. It's milk.
People spill milk the most while camping?
- That sounds... / - So...
- Yoo Minsang's tent fruit salad is done. / - Hold it.
You just made that to eat!
Dang it! It's mine!
What are you talking about?
What did he make?
Let us tell you more about our product.
When you go camping,
bugs are always a problem.
But Yoo Minsang's tent
comes with a screen to keep out pests.
It's made so tight that
no bugs can get in!
Hold on. My fist could fit through here.
That's why we're also
giving away bug spray too.
Just spray this on the ground...
- And the pests can't come near you. / - Really?
Just spray it like this... And pests can't get near you.
So you're saying I'm...
You're killing me here...
- They die right away just like this. / - What?
It kills pests.
- Hey. / - Yes?
Now we'll bring in someone who uses our product
and hear their review.
Hello, I'm from Gapyeong where the air is clean.
I'm Jeong Haecheol and I'm 33 years old.
It takes 10 minutes to pitch Yoo Minsang's tent.
But the pension I run, Haecheol Pension...
Is only 5 minutes away from Gapyeong!
Don't freeze to death sleeping in a tent.
Come to my pension for a relaxing stay.
What are you doing?
It's so hard to pitch a tent
that it makes you curse.
Dang it...
It's right off of Gangchon IC!
What the...
Don't wake up with dew on you in a tent.
Come to my pension and fall in love.
What are you doing? Excuse me!
Hey!
Why is he advertising his pension?
Don't you all want one, people?
It'll be $50 only today.
Haecheol's Pension.
Why are you advertising this?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ A good friend to meet ♪
♪ The channel everyone likes ♪
Yoo Minsang's tent.
That's the wrong channel! Do that somewhere else!
That was totally irrelevant.
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's spicy beef soup.
- What? / - It's the best.
It's a tent!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Why are you home at this hour, dear?
Not many people need to take a taxi today.
- Where's the kid? / - At day care.
Oh, yeah?
Goodness...
It's been a while since we've been alone.
Dongmin won't be home for a while.
Yesterday, Dongmin said that...
He wanted a little brother.
Are you listening?
Dongmin wants a little brother! Did you hear?
Save me...
Stop talking and get over here!
Daehui!
- Bongseon! / - Hey, Sejin!
- Sejin! / - What is it?
Sejin!
What is it?
What's going on?
You saved me, man!
- Thank you! / - Sure.
Geez! Call before you show up!
Why are you here?
I wanted to give Dongmin these cookies I bought.
Where's Dongmin?
He's at day care. He'll be home soon.
Oh, really? I can't wait to see Dongmin.
I'm home from day care!
My gosh!
It's Dongmin!
There you go!
Hey there, Dongmin!
It's Mr. Sejin!
Come here.
Come on, Dongmin...
You're such a good boy.
Mr. Sejin, can you carry me on your shoulders?
You want to ride on my shoulders?
Sure, come here.
There you go.
I'll buy you some yummy treats
and we'll go to the playground...
- What the... / - What is it?
Why does my neck feel so warm?
Gosh! He's peeing!
I got all wet.
I should go wash up. Good-bye.
Sit down so we can eat.
Dongmin, should we eat now?
Let's go eat, my baby.
Sit down.
Let's eat.
Dongmin.
You should eat with your hands, boy.
But this is more comfortable.
No, no.
You should still eat with your hands.
If you eat like that, people will badmouth you.
You brat!
Your father just told you to do something!
What's with the whining?
Eat with your hands! Your hands!
Do it or you're in trouble.
Alright.
There's something I want.
- What is it? / - A little brother.
What?
I want a little brother!
Dongmin, you shouldn't say things like that.
For your father.
What are you babbling about?
So... Where do babies come from?
Where do babies come from?
So the thing is...
On the night of a full moon...
You put some water in a bucket...
And ask the birthing goddess...
You brat! Your mother is talking.
Why do you have your feet on your chin?
So! On the night of a full moon,
you put water in a bucket
and make a wish to the birthing goddess.
Then a stork comes with a baby
and drops it in my stomach.
That's where babies come from.
That's right.
Want me to tell you how it really happens?
Stop it.
So... What do you want to be
when you grow up, Dongmin?
Umm... A human cultural asset.
He said a human cultural asset.
A human cultural asset?
Like a great traditional singer?
Then what?
Tightrope walking.
- Tightrope walking? / - Tightrope walking?
Tightrope walking is fun.
Oh, right.
Dongmin's day care teacher
used to be in a circus.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
Then let's see you tightrope walk, Dongmin.
- Alright, grab the rope. / - Sure.
There happens to be rope right here.
Why do we have this at home?
- I bought it to hang up blankets on. / - Oh, yeah?
I'm here. Are you there?
I'm here and you're there.
How are you going to get all the way up here?
It's fine.
Gosh...
You're really good at this.
Wow, Dongmin!
Careful or you'll hurt yourself.
Alright.
I'm dying!
(Comfortable Drama)
Gag Concert is for ages 15 and up.
Since our show can be watched by minors,
we took out all the uncomfortable scenes.
This drama will be comfortable for everyone.
Are you okay?
The meds are wearing off!
No, boss. Hang in there longer!
I think I've become addicted. Bring it.
- No.... / - Bring it!
But this is...
Are you trying to do drugs?
We are not talking about psychotropic drugs.
Bring it!
I need bubble wrap...
This is so addictive.
Here's another one. This is mine.
Boss!
You're addicted to bubble wrap.
- You're a bubble-head. / - What? A bubble-head?
What brings you here, Jungeun?
Boss, you know the CEO is going to...
- Appoint a successor today. / - Yeah.
I guess I'll become the CEO.
You think that's what's going to happen?
How about we have some tea
and talk about it.
Yeah, you should try to look good
in front of the future CEO.
Alright...
- Here's some tea. / - Alright. Thanks.
This tastes...
What did you put in there?
- My stomach... / - Good-bye!
This is inappropriate.
This is for 15 and up and you poisoned someone?
People, I just added lactobacillus.
Why would you die?
You said "Good-bye."
Yes, I was talking to the lactobacillus.
Oh...
- Oh, that's what you meant. / - Yeah.
- It'll make me want to use the bathroom. / - Yes.
No wonder. No more games.
No more talking, Jungeun.
Let's fight.
Let's be men...
And throw down!
Geez! Minors are watching this.
You can't expose yourself!
I'm not exposing myself, people.
I'm wearing something underneath.
I'm wearing a V-neck.
It's just really low-cut. It stretched out a bit.
I'm wearing something. There, I did it.
I'm the CEO of this company!
What the...
(Special guest, Jimin of AOA)
I'm the CEO's daughter.
So it's the daughter. You take care of her.
Look here...
You'd better leave while I'm being nice.
How can a woman be CEO?
Oh! That's demeaning women!
A woman shouldn't be CEO?
No! Not at all.
I didn't mean that. Let me try again.
How can a woman be CEO?
You should be president!
People, the glass ceiling must disappear.
Women, please strive for higher positions!
- Let's go! / - Let's go!
And I'm a big fan.
I always watch a show if I.O.I is on.
What?
I.O.I?
Why you...
That was a mistake!
I love AOA!
Love?
That's a bit much.
- Was it? / - It could be.
- That wasn't so bad. / - No, tone it down.
I really like AOA!
That's a bit much too.
- That was a bit much? / - It could feel like that.
Yeah?
I'll be rooting for AOA from far away!
That was it.
- Good. / - Stay far away.
Alright. Let's fight over the position of CEO.
What?
- This is war! / - What? War?
Yeah!
No violence.
It's a mic.
Drop the beat.
♪ A-yo, Minsang ♪
♪ I'll tear you up... ♪
♪ Your fat gut... ♪
♪ Throw you in the trash... ♪
This is for age 15 and up.
Please tone it down a bit.
Oh... Let me try again.
♪ I'll slap your butt with my rapping, Minsang ♪
♪ Slap, slap your gut ♪
♪ Ouchie, ouchie for your back ♪
♪ Then you'll go boo-hoo ♪
Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!
This show is for ages 15 and up.
We'll be back with another comfortable drama!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
- The principal? / - Goodness...
Mr. Principal.
You're here early today, sir.
Yes.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I've been studying computers these days.
I can type 600 words per minute.
- Really? / - Shall I show you?
Yes.
He's so fast!
What did you write?
People come first!
I bought a $2,000 laptop just for this.
I have plans so I should get going.
- Already? / - Good-bye!
Good-bye.
The principal must be really busy.
Attention, everyone.
We'll get some new transfer students today.
Who are you guys?
Hello, our choreography is tight down to the bone.
We're Calcium!
Alright, that is tight choreography.
- We can read each other with our eyes. / - I see.
Guys, put your hands together.
1, 2, 3, let's go!
They were exactly the same!
So who's the leader here?
- He's the leader of Calcium. / - Ow.
- Who's the leader? / - Him.
Him! Him! It's him!
That's right! It's me.
I think we just decided that.
Let me say something as the leader.
Guys, let's switch places.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
You startled me.
We just want to live our lives dancing.
We want to quit school.
No. I know you love dancing...
- But you should still go to school. / - No!
- You should go to school. / - No!
- Come to school! / - Alright!
- Geez... / - Geez...
Dang it.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Should we show you how hard we practiced?
Yeah, let's see.
Alright, cue the music.
- I'm not doing this! / - Me neither!
I'm out too!
We're the dance team with tight choreography!
We're Calcium!
They move together.
Calcium, you guys were exciting.
Next is Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
- DJ Mix time! / - Alright.
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I visited Japan, teacher.
I went to Japan and enjoyed some ya-don.
What are you talking about?
I mixed yakisoba and udon!
What were you thinking of?
I have a cold now.
I heard tea is good for that,
so I should drink yuzu tea,
jasmine tea...
- And herbal tea. / - Right.
So I mixed those three teas!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Yuzu...
Jasmine...
Herbal tea...
Yuzu, jasmine, herbal tea!
Yu-mine-tea!
Smells so nice! Yu-mine-tea!
Everyone!
Yu-mine-tea!
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
He's a really delicious one.
- Try smelling. / - Alright.
Smell the V-neck.
You smell nice. You can go.
- This has been Mix Sejin... / - And Yoo Minsang!
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin!
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What the...
What are you doing?
This is so swag.
I'm going to work at the dry cleaner's.
I'll totally have swag at the dry cleaner's.
What will you do at the dry cleaner's?
First, I'll wash the clothes.
I'll check the pockets...
50 cents. Unexpected gain.
Gain, gain.
Hold on, why do your clothes look so limp?
I'll fix that.
200 volts swag.
400 volts swag.
Your clothes look better now.
And I'll collect the clothes myself.
Swag laundry.
The name of the dry cleaner's is Swag Laundry.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army,
I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This reaching stick will become my power pole.
And this hanger...
Will become my headband.
- Don't I look like Son Wukong? / - Yeah.
And lastly, this ironing board...
- What the... / - Will become my super board.
This will totally become a trend.
Are you all ready? We're starting the performance.
♪ If you do bad things ♪
Alright, alright.
Now you'll go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello.
I love Korea and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
I can't wait to see your English jokes today.
Teacher, I won't speak English.
Really?
I made a promise with myself.
Really? Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the ingredients
that go in bread,
which is loved by Koreans.
- When you make bread, you need flour. / - Right.
- Milk. / - Sure.
And to add to the savory flavor...
You need laundry soap too.
Hold it.
- What is this? / - Laundry soap.
It kind of looks like it.
So you rub this on your clothes to wash them?
Of course. I use this.
That's ridiculous!
It's laundry soap.
- What is it called? / - No, teacher.
You love this stuff.
Say it when I'm giving you the chance.
No!
- Don't. / - No.
Butter!
B-U-T-T-E-R! Butter!
Milk butter.
Sweet cream-blended butter.
Pasteurized European melted and solid
flavored fresh butter.
Cross-butter.
Butter-ro the Little Penguin.
♪ Butter, butter, butter ♪
Teacher, I can't not speak English!
Alright, that's fine. Go sit down.
- Alright, sir. Bye-bye. / - Okay.
Butter. I love this.
Good job, Seongwon.
So is everyone done talking?
What the... Isn't that the principal?
What the...
Goodness...
You've caught us in the act.
You sure came a long...
Oh, I shouldn't say it was a long way.
Good to see you.
So you two were meeting in secret.
Come down here.
Attention!
You said you had plans.
You were going to meet him secretly.
What brings the principal from the school next door?
I had something urgent to talk about.
Principal, you're very popular
at our school too.
Thank you.
So how do you manage your popularity?
There are many ways to manage your popularity.
First, you can kindly greet strangers
and offer to take photos with them.
You can welcome unknown comrades
until your spine dislocates
and take pictures with them.
To keep yourself looking nice,
you can go to the salon and skin care clinic
and get a completely new look.
To take care of your body,
you change your hair and the skin on your face
and change into a new comrade.
Lastly, becoming a social media celebrity
by posting photos of your daily like
like photos of you shopping, eating
or working out at the gym.
You use the lifestyle-sharing site
to post evidence of items bought,
evidence of being full,
evidence of exercise...
All these meaningless...
This is too hard for me!
So what did you two talk about up there?
We can't tell you that.
Don't tell them.
- Please tell us. / - We can't.
- Please. Please tell us. / - No!
- We can't. / - When I'm giving you the chance...
People come first!
P-E-O-P....
People come first!
Snow person.
Old person.
♪ A good person ♪ Comes first!
I hope you all can have nice conversations like us
and get along well.
North, North, North, North!
South, South, South, South!